Beer Mile 2026

Jen Landini was back to defend her Beer Mile title and did so handily (although she's slowing down slightly). Joel Homan returned after a lapse and reclaimed his title (although he's also slowing down a little). Previous champ Ian Rogers ran a good race to come in 2nd. Sari was the only racer to earn a penalty lap (see the rules), Lori could only handle two beers and a half mile while Kari set a new record for savoring beers and enjoying the sunshine! A more sedate but equally seriously contested Sober Mile took place after. Everyone thought that chugging a can of seltzer after all of those beers was a cruel requirement to say nothing of doing burpees! Lots of tasty treats followed. Caitlyn escaped the destruction of her house and neighborhood and is an awesome host!